So, I love.. love.. looooveeee.. googling and browsing wikipedia and reading pseudo-accurate info about anything and everything. So I was reading about something or the other and somehow stumbled upon the life and times of Zsa-Zsa gabor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zsa_Zsa_Gabor
The biography was mildly interesting, but the quotes were infinitely amusing and Im posting them here. This one goes out to all my girls....
"To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."
"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished."
"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
When asked how many husbands she'd had, Zsa Zsa replied: "You mean, other than my own?"
"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."
"Macho does not prove mucho."
"Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended."
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."
"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."
